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Beancake

1. Any cake, sweet or savoury, that counts beans among its chief distinguishing ingredients.

2. An individual, usually of short to medium height, burly build and unhealthy appearance, who bears some resemblance to a bean, and who in many cases has only the attractiveness and athletic ability of one. (Cf. Beefcake- an athletic, muscular person.)

3. (In science fiction) The largest and most powerful caste of Beanoid, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beancakes almost invariably occupy the upper echelons of Beanoid military hierarchy and are second only to Beanmasters in the level of authority they hold within Beanoid society.
Finding that the Cantonese-style red beancake was much to his liking, Jason ordered several more for the road

Tom, with his short stature, flabby build and unlovely appearance bore all the trademark characteristics of a beancake- an unfortunate fact which coupled with the starkly contrasting elegance and refinement of his associates meant he was often quickly dismissed as a possible partner by the women he would meet out on the town

The biggest and most aggressive form of Beanoid, Beancakes can be distinguished from others of their species not only by their imposing physique and strength, but also the excessively impressive weapons they heft and the indecorous kill-trophies with which they commonly festoon their armour
by Charlemagne1993 October 4, 2017
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Bean Lamp

A very fuckindumb person
Avoid people as dumb as this
Wow, that boy Ethan, he is most definitely a Bean Lamp
by faggotdeluxe259 December 20, 2018
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Bean Queen

The female version of a Soy Boy. Generally has lesbian leanings and is a vegan. No assertiveness and can usually be found apologising and cowering in the corner.
I need someone to look after my dog on New Years Eve. I’ll ask Jenny, she won’t say no she’s a scared little bean queen.
by davebogroll October 14, 2020
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bean fart poo energy

when someone intentionally hurts you but it hurts them too so they're stupid.

derives from when me and sochima_em were playing horrific housing and she was life linked and her life linked killer her but it killed him and she was really mad.
"so we worked together on a task but she ripped up the script to bring me down but she would get a worse grade too because we worked together"
"thats bean fart poo energy"
by mackipoo198 February 26, 2021
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beanchip

Someone who orders a portion of extra large beans with a side of chips
“Hi, could I get a beanchip please you PLEb
by Decky1690 February 6, 2021
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Bean Sock

A sock filled with beans... thats it
Person 1: Hey Brian, what are you doing?
Brian: Nothing!
Person 1: Are you eating the bean sock again?
Brian: h948fnh4308sf
by Banana_Bob April 19, 2021
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bean astronaut

yo dude the fire alarm looks like that one bean astronaut

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by userhandlegoeshere July 1, 2021
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