Beanz-Kiss

(noun) The act of inserting a finger into a woman's anus due to an inability to find her vagina. Named after the infamous "beans" of Kinnelon, who beanz-kissed on three separate incidents.
(May be used as a verb)

Did you hear about what Connor's last night?
Yeah, Beanz totally fingered that girl's butthole!
Oh, shit! I thought he just gave her a tallahasse taint rub! I didn't know he beanz-kissed her!

Beanz-Kiss by #bobbysuedal May 11, 2014

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Kiss the Bean

Slang phrase for cunnilingus.

I spent last night with Danny. He may not look like much, but, man he can kiss the bean. I must have come a million times.

Kiss the Bean by #HappyHoney# July 18, 2014

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Beanz-Kiss • Kiss the Bean • kissing beans • beanz • beanz on toast • Cool Beanz • Kool Beanz • Cool beanz on hard ground • gizzit beanz • Heinz Beanz

kissing beans

When ladies cross opposing legs and the Mexican jumpers touch bits

I tried to take this lady home for some kissing beans, but she told me lesbians don’t do that.

kissing beans by Shashenanigans February 16, 2018

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