hairy bastard

A man with hair covering the following areas of his body. Face, neck, chest, shoulders, back, arms, legs, ass, backs of fingers, tops of toes. A neanderthal
throwback, a missing link. A person who
will scare children if shirtless.

My brother-in-law is such a hairy bastard that he looks like he has on black coveralls when he's naked.

hairy bastard by VAPORTRAIL January 21, 2004

A Minge Teasing Bastard 

Someone or something that commonly stimulates a woman's sex-drive without leading her to orgasm.

Johnny rubbed his hand against my minge, but he wouldn't finger me, therefore he is a Minge Teasing Bastard

A Minge Teasing Bastard by The Evil Biscuit of D00m June 11, 2006

dirty bastard 

is a filthy no good for nothing asshole who leaches off everyone he can and probably still lives with his parents.

You get your ass out of here you dirty bastard.

dirty bastard by RWC January 14, 2004

like a bastard 

massachusettes term for an excess of something

Its raining like a bastard
I banged your mom like a bastard.She was STANK BUDDAH.

like a bastard by Patrick from Atown November 24, 2006

fat bastard 

someone who is super fat and bitchy

i hate you
you are such a fat bastard

fat bastard by olum December 1, 2009

Ghetto Bastard 

A child born under the poverty line wihtout a father and usually the mother has to let it go for monetary reasons

A ghetto bastard, born next to the projects

-Naughty by Nature, Ghetto Bastard

Ghetto Bastard by Cob Man January 17, 2009

fat ugly bastard 

A man in a pornographic film that is so grotesquely overweight and ugly, sometimes significantly older than everyone else in the shoot, that it takes you out of the mood. It's enough to get you angry and question why they would cast him.

It gets more annoying when the other actors and actresses are looking their best with shredded abs or a waistline that's too small for a normal human, then you get a man that does not seem to be interested in the craft at all.

Guy1: I was watching a porn video yesterday and I was really getting into it.

Guy2: I don't know why you're telling me this, but I'll bite. What happened?

Guy1: A fucking fat ugly bastard showed up.

Guy2: OH NO! FUCK THAT GUY!

fat ugly bastard by theonewhoflops May 24, 2021