Batin' the Bacon

Another phrase for male masturbation or jacking off.

Dude 1 - "I read the coolest Urban Dictionary today. It was 'Batin' the Bacon' ".

Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"

Bude 1 - "Wha?"

Dude 2 - "Nothing..."

by NightlifeCommando July 18, 2010

Bacon

juicy cuts of fatty pig.

I want me some bacon for breakfast

by NebandtheAge March 1, 2007

bacon hangers

The flaps of the female vagina (aka pussy lips) that hang over the side of your cock and looks like freshly gutted bacon. Often the smell of vomit and dead feline come with this nasty deformity.

My lord Janie has some nasty bacon hangers. It smelled of maggot and rotting cottage cheese.

by (the) James November 11, 2007

Bacon

edible sex

no one can resist the taste of Bacon.. it's just too good

by FallingDownInDarkness December 29, 2010

bacon juice

The gooey liquid that is produced when bits off poop escape from your anal cavity and mixe with the persperation in between your ass cheeks producing a slimy subtance that stains your underwear.

Adam was secretly fed several ex-lax's and a little bit of poop exited his anus and mixed with his sweat after playing basketball which stained his boxers and made him smell, therefore making him a loser.

by Bert, Dirty Sanchez, and Billith Wagith June 6, 2003

bacon pie

A delicious dish, native to Central New York State (Upstate). The first recorded bacon pie was baked for the celebration of Noah Cook's birthday.
A bacon pie consists of 3 pounds of slightly pre-cooked bacon baked in a pie crust. It is agreed that it is a beautiful dish to behold, and its taste a unique and wonderous thing. Bacon pie is usually only consumed with root beer.

We are the few, the select, the elite, for we only have partaken of the Pie. You have not, and are therefore inferior.

"Hey Noah, your mom's making us some bacon pie for dinner, right?"

by Brad Slocum October 10, 2005

baconnaise

The greatest food ever tasted by mortals. Essentially spreadable bacon.

It can make any meal no matter how bad into the main course. It is even Kosher certified.

Baconnaise + bacon + bacon bits = the world peace.

by nuclear powered superman June 19, 2009