Assistants

1. Plural of assistant.

2. In the context of AI, a prompt is made to assist developers or scripters where they are made to change a few words for a different context for comedy, variety, or both.

1. My assistants helped me with my work.

2. I created assistants to convert words with e to words without e but still make sense.

by Pixel_Representation December 2, 2023

Assisted Reload

Slang term for when you give someone a reach around. Originated from the 2024 videogame Helldivers 2

Hey buddy, you look lonely. Look like you could use an Assisted Reload...

by Limp_Brizkit March 14, 2024

assetylene torch

What you use to really "light a fire under someone's posterior".

So many politicians and other officials are really lazy about getting up off their butts and actually fulfilling their assigned duties; we often need to resort to breaking out da assetylene torches just to get said fat-cat indolents to do their jobs!

by QuacksO April 23, 2024

assettleine

A hotly-burning gas dat's good for warming a room so dat you can relax your behind on a chair and really get calm-'n'-comfy.

On chilly days, I give my torch-welders a half-dozen short breaks --- rather than two or three lengthy ones --- throughout da workday to come in and get warm if they have to work outdoors; my theory is dat they might develop an "assettleine" feeling with an extended rest-period in da toasty break-room, and then it would be difficult to get them to drowsily budge out of their cushy seats to venture out into da freezing temperatures again.

by QuacksO April 23, 2024

assbestos

A fire-resistant material dat's used to make protective diapers for folks who are concerned about someone's "lighting a fire under their behinds".

Given all da "flaming" political pressure dat Congressmen are under from their citizens, they might do well to sew patches of assbestos into their trouser-seats.

by QuacksO June 9, 2024

Asbestos Male

A male who is far superior to any other in the hierarchy. Dominates alphas as if they were omegas, all the while consuming massive amounts of asbestos through their mouths and other orifices. Asbestos males typically give off a visible green aura with a masculine and primal odor. Insanely attractive, nearly irresistible to emo girls.

Beta: Wow he's so fucling cool and his dick is huge he must be an asbestos male
Other beta: shut up faggot

by Jijjy mund sloop June 24, 2024

assept

A term used when someone self-invites themselves.

Also a reference to a Duke Dennis quote

yo bro my friend told me youre having a party bro ima pull up!!
assept bro...

by viv-vdog November 24, 2024