Snot Abortion

You know when you try to sneeze, but fail, and then it's still stuck in your nose and you feel like you have to sneeze but can't? Yeah, that.

Gary: Fuck dude, I just had a snot abortion.
John: Aren't they a bitch?

by loldongs34 March 25, 2009

forced abortion

The greatest band to ever grace the plains of this world. Their angelic music is absolutely magical and will make anyone orgasm after simply hearing 10 seconds of their brilliantly conducted tunes.

Man forced abortion's song "The south should have one" made me climax today.

Same with me, except it was "suicide is funny " that did it for me.

by Git recked fgt February 27, 2014

Hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack

When the weather is excessivly hot and humid.

The heat index today is 105, it's hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack.

They didn't turn the A/C on at the gym today. It was hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack!

by Jeni1969 December 7, 2011

ABORTO

An Aborto Is Any Piece Of Shit Person Que Vale Pura Verga Especially De LA PALMA,MICHOACAN. Faggots That Are Retarded That Should Of Been Aborted At Birth. Nobody Likes Em Or Wants Em On This Planet.Fuckin Faggots 4 Life! oh yeah only the faggots like because son punales todos los hijos de su putas madres.Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Oh....Hes DE LA PALMA He Must Be An ABORTO! Del Diablo Sin Hielgo. Fucking Faggot, Lets Go Jump His Ass!!!!!

by GALVAN 4 LIFE October 27, 2007

Tucson Digestive Abortion

Throat fuck a pregnant girl until she vomits all over your dick. Then proceed to use it as lube and get it all up in that uterus. Also known as TDA.

We forgot to use a condom last night and so we had to pull a Tucson Digestive Abortion.

by squanto6969 April 7, 2009

Alberdy

Extreme, Hardcore, Extremely Hardcore

"O MAN! he just jumped out a plane without a parachute hes Alberdy."

Laughing while pissing out kidney stones.
Dropping the soap in jail and not getting raped.
Party Boying a Cop -these are some of the things that are Alberdy.

by Branmanof44 September 9, 2007

Aboridiction

An addiction to abortions, generally accompanied by a more severe disorder like Schizophrenia.

Dixon is suffering from aboridiction. She had eleven abortions just last week!

by DixonPoop October 30, 2011