asian lover

A non- Asian male or female who is obsessed with everything that is made or liked by Asians. They will only date Asians and all of their friends are of an Asian race. Sometimes they will even know how to communicate in an Asian language.

Asian Kid: "Whoa! Look at that white guy with that little Sanrio phone charm and his cute Asian girlfriend!"

Other Asian Kid: "Yeah, what an Asian Lover."

by poopy bunghole June 16, 2008

asian invasion

When Yao Ming dunks on someone's face.

NBA player 1: "How'd you manage to break your face?"
NBA player 2: "Asian invasion."

by nuabudikae December 27, 2006

asian kung-fu generation

A j-rock band makes great songs made songs in naruto and full metal alchemist openings

twelve,loop & loop, haruka kanata

by jono December 22, 2004

asian john

the biggest slut from Santa Rosa CA. gets drunk and fucks fat bitches. coolest asian ever

The other night, Asian John got wasted and puked on my mom.

by krillinsdemise March 31, 2009

Half Asian

One of the most amazing races to ever grace this planet. Scientifically proven to live longer, and most are very successful. Take any area: the best in the class will always include a few Half Asians. Less than 1% of the population in America is Half Asian, and a number MUCH higher than 1% fills people who are top notch at what they do i.e. celebrities, sports stars, great minds, etc.

Check out any list where people rank some of the most beautiful people in the world- I guarantee you'll find more than a few Half Asians.

by Halfieful May 28, 2008

Asian Propensity to Cluster

The Asian Propensity to Cluster (APC) refers to the tendency for people of Asian descent to gather in large groups. This is particularly true for Asians experiencing a move to a new social setting, such as college or high school.

Yeah, the Asian Propensity to Cluster is always in full effect at freshman orientation.

by shakeybob December 17, 2010

asia kong

Asia Kong is an unfortunately shaped woman who appeared in the 1995 PCFX game "Zen-Nippon Joshi Pro Wrestling: Queen of Queens."

The nickname originated from an episode of 1UP.com's "Broken Pixels" show.

When Asia Kong was born, they tried to kill her, but it was documented that nothing CAN kill Asia Kong. Not conventional weapons, at least.

Asia Kong had a lot of practice eating children and taking hormones.

by JohnnyDopefish May 5, 2009