The parent of a teen-ager who doesn't parent but instead acts like a teenager themselves, dressing and behaving like an out of control high school student usually to the detriment of their actual teenage son or daughter.
Tiffany's mom bought us beer and then she spent the night driving us to parties and lying to our parents about where we really were - she's SUCH an adultalescent!
by JPoww08 March 21, 2013
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a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page
b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.
a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page
b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.
dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?
dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma June 26, 2013
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by browniz19 December 25, 2013
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a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page
b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page
b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?
dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma March 23, 2014
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Jack and Jill have been married for ten years, but Jill is about to celebrate her three-year adultiversary with her sancho Matt.
by Anon21412 May 20, 2014
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by The one true Neo February 1, 2015
Get the Adultimatum mug.The time period after halloween when one goes to the store and buys a lot of the 50% off candy. Its adult trick or treating because you get more candy in less time but as with all adult things you must pay for it.
guy 1: Yo you going adult trick or treating later?
guy 2: hell yea!
guy 1: better get there before all the good shit is gone haha
Guy2 : yeah haha nobody wants to get stuck with the shitty almond joy pack.
guy 2: hell yea!
guy 1: better get there before all the good shit is gone haha
Guy2 : yeah haha nobody wants to get stuck with the shitty almond joy pack.
by JACKJACKSMACK January 14, 2016
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