Net Neutrality

I'm sorry but you'll have to pay for—

Bob: Ugh, Net Neutrality won't let me watch my hentai without paying.

by yOdAdAbEscared November 11, 2018

Fin again barbie bin net

Fin again

"Barbie bin net!"

"Fin again barbie bin net!!"

by fin again barbie bin net February 2, 2021

Glenn Net

An abysmal internet connect, typically owned by Glenns.

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with Glenn Net

by RealSikon September 5, 2021

Net

I word for a man who has a small dick

Girl last night was horrible!
Why?
Well for starters the guy was a net...

by Paris Darling June 11, 2018

Safety-net sub

After studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

by Paterico December 9, 2008

piadas da net (internet jokes)

1-Used to describe a form of comic that can assume diverse forms like images, videos, etc. and is diffused through the social networks whose access is realized through Internet.
2-a variation of the term "meme"generally used by people over 50 used mostly in Portuguese-speaking countries

boy 1- eu realmente gosto desta pagina de Facebook, ela partilha piadas da net (internet jokes) muito engraçadas
boy 2 -não te atrevas a chamar memes ,"piadas da net (internet jokes)" de novo ,eles são a joia da internet e devem ser tratados como tal

by winterwyanamelody June 24, 2018

nigger net

An internet service that performs poorly in terms of speed, reliability, or consistency. Often associated with the poor quality connections niggers typically have or can only afford.

*Playing Halo and it is lagging*

Oh fuck I have nigger net.

by SuperLascivious July 13, 2025