J your D

to masturbate as a male

Alright guys, I'm gonna go get some lotion and J my D.

You look stressed man, you should go J your D.

by MattyIce3 December 15, 2023

Evan .D

If your name is evan and your last name begging with d you are officially the FITTEST , sexiest person on the planet and I will marry you on the spot .Ypu probably look leng in a hot tub.

Sam: ooh look its evan .d

Olivia: erm
Sam: hess so fittt

by User9283782837373 October 3, 2020

K d c

Popularized in the 1860s, Generals of the Marine Corps were in distress by a phenomenon they (denoted) kdc.

The distress and pensiveness was caused by Commanders when they PTSD caused them to not care about the world. Simply put, Kommandos (k) just did not (d) care at all (c). Which usually trumped the troops morale greatly.

To this day, distressed members use this word to describe their friend's negligence to a person's return home.

I did everything I could to get his attention, but k d c..

by ElBlues November 15, 2019

3-D boobs

What you'd wanna see --- i.e., da "real deal" in person, rather than just a flat, or "2-D", printed picture or screen-image dat could easily be Photoshopped --- to make sure dat a chesty chick is truly as voluptuous "up front" as she claims to be.

If a gal claims to be "triple-D", you should insist on actually viewing said 3-D boobs before you believe her.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

proper d

When the length of the dick allows for both of the partner's hands to grasp the shaft, and leave enough left over for the head to peak out.

"I was able to get both of my hands around it and then some!" . "He is working with a Proper D!...unlike Kurtis' baby d".

by FATJESUSBITCH June 29, 2017

D-Fuel

Getting some dome whilst playing video games

Garrett was getting some good D-Fuel while he was on MLB The Show

by Jada? July 7, 2022

Throb D

When you’ve got an absolute throb on that resembles a nerd wearing a bicycle

I’ve got right throb d on the go, check out my helmet guys!

by Brasshand February 18, 2021