my hand works great on a snake

A guy with a good masturbating technique.

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

by DickieMH April 18, 2016

Back to back hand to hand combat

When two straight males stand back to back and reach around to jerk each other off, it’s not gay if you can’t see who is jerking you off

I’m not gay so I can’t do a double Dutch rudder, so we went with back to back hand to hand combat

by Stupid fucking roofer November 23, 2021

wine hand

Always having a wine glass in your hand till you drink yourself to death.

The self isolation is driving Sagar so crazy, he’s starting to develop a wine hand.

by nilirem April 6, 2020

Second Hand Gayness

when a gay male shows affection to a straight male even though he knows he is as straight as a pole.

John: that gay man just winked at me
Jeremy: bro thats second hand gayness

by anonymous March 29, 2021

Hand Sandwhich

The act of placing both hands palms facing each other around ones erect Penis. Thus creating a sandwhich while masturbating.

Justin went home and gave himself a Hand Sandwhich.

by Kiefman420 July 8, 2022

Hand in barrel

Basically referring to something that you’ve dealt with before or something you go through everyday.

I’m used to John complaining about his dad, it’s so hand in barrel now

Most of the stuff Mandy talks about is just hand in barrel now

by I_Know_Tingz November 24, 2023

Hand beer

A road soda for people who are walking.

I just electrocuted myself in the hot tub, throw me a hand beer so I can walk to 7/11 and get more hot dog buns.

by Decterium June 23, 2024