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fart smelly

fart smelly is a deadbeat mom who produces deadbeat kids, got all kids took away at birth, 1st kid doesn’t have a dad 6 dna test and no winning contestants, 2nd kid has a kid and doesnt do shit ( likes to baby trap ) also smelly kelly also known as fart smelly ( very fat and smelly ) doesnt do shit for her grandkid but wants to act like she’s involved. when fart smelly texts the bm to “her” grandchild she makes excuses and doesnt follow the rules of the babys schedule, argues with bm every couple weeks bc she didnt raise her kids and knowns that babys need to be on a schedule. repeats herself like a black woman. doesnt read context clues, has no backbone, is really fat and smelly, is sad and miserable, has a drug problem, is a brother and homie hopper, ran through, traumatizes kids and flashes them ( with lesbian tendencies ) did i mention shes really smelly? dates married guys names clitus, also hoped on his brother, very very very smelly, shaves everyday and skin feels like an alligator, smelly kelly so smelly her underwear super smelly, constantly has bv, bacterial vaginosis, and unbalanced ph. likes to hit on kids, doesnt care abt any of her kids and one grandchild, fights her kids as well, trys to run kids over with car, makes everything about her, smelly kelly is a nazi, fart smelly sharts her pants.
“ewwww ur a fart smelly”
“nah dont ever disrespect me like that again”

you need to stop acting like fart smelly”

“you a fart smelly”
“whats that?”
“a deadbeat bitchh”

“eewwwwwwyyy you got the fart smelly puss”
“heyyyy stop that i only fucked 5 guys today”
by jim bithelll July 8, 2025
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Safety Fart

When you've been having the runs so you have to go to the bathroom just to fart
"I've been having to perform safety farts all day since I shit myself yesterday."
by FujiIsFine April 13, 2017
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Fart

The act of gas inside of your stomach being forced out by either a burp or a fart
Excreting gas from your ass

“Yo I just fucking farted, it stinks in here now!”
by Nothingness is in my brain February 1, 2022
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Poopy Fart Masturbation

The event in which one individual endures a stomach ache while attempting to masturbate.
John: "I had a Poopy Fart Masturbation happen to me last night."
Andrew: "Tf?"
by dick_pisser_765 March 26, 2021
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brain fart

something that you know how to do, but temperarly forgot.
or you just got a brain fart because you wernt thinking clearly.
dont you hate brain farts?
by crystaldreamer12 September 16, 2021
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Fart Jacket

When you fart and it hangs around your body making you smell like said fart
Damn , Hugh just dropped guts. Smells like hes wearing a fart jacket
by Tahssa113 November 23, 2018
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fart

by bigsexymf6969 November 8, 2020
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