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Kings Cum

The same drinking game as Kings Cup but instead of mixing alcohol, every one will jerk off into the centre cup and last person to pull a King will drink it.
Let’s play Kings Cum;
“You pulled a King, Jerk off into the cup”

“I this is my second time, I’m going to need a hand.”
“I’m going to guzzzel that creamy cumshot of a Kings cup
by 1/2$Penny July 3, 2022
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Martyna was sitting across from me. I stared at her pussy for 15 minutes before she noticed. I looked away. She gets up and starts to take off her clothes. I pretend to be confused and she asks if i can help her undress which i do. she takes me to the bedroom. She takes off my trousers and gets of top of me. Martyna: Your mine. I slowly insert my large erected penis into her ass. Her: Oh yes daddy yes. I flip her around, spread her legs as far as i can. Her: please cum in me. I stick my cock inside of her. In and out as fast as i can. Her: dont you dare stop fucking me until you cum. Before she could finish i was already creaming her tight pussy. Then, finally, she got on top of my face and started to ride my tongue which made her squirt her warm pussy juices all over my face and into my mouth. She got off and gave me a blowjob. She gargled on my cock for 20 minutes as loud as possible.
Martyna is good at taking cum.
by pusock December 21, 2021
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cum

Cum is the milk your dad is giving to every women cause you are not the only person who needs milk you ungrateful piece of sh-
susan: (aka your hot ass neighbor)hey can you share your cum with me
your dad: sure anything else

as he says that he does not return that day
by see you when you die in hell February 1, 2022
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Cum Shock

My grandad died from Cum Shock
by CUMMET April 25, 2022
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Cum-fetti

When fun sprays everywhere like confetti.
Hey man it's a cum-fetti party tonight
by Nonce cunt May 25, 2018
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cum-pressor

A technique of pulling out and then compressing air into a vagina/anus. It takes time and certain skills to perform this act. When done correctly, you can make a partner flatulate on command or perform a Minnesota Log Chute.
Dude, I cum-pressed her until it looked like she had a thirst ass cheek... then she blew, and that's why i got pink eye. Be careful, the cum-pressor is dangerous.
by JT-fo shizzy February 26, 2009
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Young people can't cum
by Anonymous_00000000009 February 2, 2022
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