Illiterate Cunt Muffin

Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.

Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?

Jon: No, tell me!

Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"

Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!

Jim: No!

Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!

by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014

Bitch Cunt Twatwaffle

I Love You, for men to say to other men without being all gay

Hey man, Bitch Cunt Twatwaffle

by socrates786 May 13, 2009

Regurgitated Cunt Muscle

Either a pantie thief or a person who thinks they are all knowing. Even when Proved Wrong. Also could be an unexpected/unannounced visitor Or children who frequently shit their pants.

I cannot believe that regurgitated Cunt Muscle Knocked on my door without warning, Stole my undies, and shat his pants! What a fucking queef!

by Jonny Obese October 18, 2009

Poke-A-Cunt-Us

A condition posessed by many adult, male, heterosexuals, causing them to poke as many cunts as they possibly can.

GROUP OF FOXY CHICKS AT THE BEACH ...

FELICITY SHAGWELL: Watch out! There's Fat Bastard. He has a bad case of Poke-A-Cunt-Us. You certainly don't want that fat, heavy, sweaty, stinky, slimy body on top of you!

ALOTTA FAGINA: Oh, gross!

by Peter Eaton, Urologist July 22, 2006

Strawberry short cunt

A delicious vagina. Opposed to a sweaty rotten tuna tasting vagina.

OHHHHHH! Sally thats some delicious strawberry short cunt!

by beef69 October 22, 2008

snaggletooth cunt monster

A person, usually a woman, who is so enraged by their nasty ass protruding teeth and receding hairline that they react in outbursts of cunt-like rage.

Hey man that Mrs. Krysa is a total snaggletooth cunt monster! She freaked on me today.

by Darren111 March 26, 2008

Whats Her Cunt

A term used when someone cant recall a certain females name.

Is David bangin whats her cunt?

by CockDiesal August 13, 2009