dick sunset

When you be hitting that booty while the sun is going down.

We had a glass of Moet, then I let her enjoy the dick sunset.

by The Duke of Kennedy Town May 23, 2018

dick dig

when a sexy af woman digs deep into a mans pants and grabs his big bulging dick like grabbing a fish. best way to do that is too stand right behind a man ready to fuck you and from behind take your hands and reach into his pants to grab that golden nugget. make sure you have a big chunk in your hand so it is easy to last a lifetime. make him moan and groan by yanking it and stuffing it into your mouth so you feel all HORNY and SEXY. make sure to feel like you want to never stop taking your clothes off and keep on digging for MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE!!!!! feel a sense of urgency to squeeze it and fiddle around with it while still being sexy and bitchy. don’t give up if he doesn’t like it at first. promise him something like he can touch you in every position possible until you fall asleep sucking his dick.

WOMAN: ooohhh baby i have a game we can play

MAN: mmmmmm tell me before i lay you on my bed and smash you till we have 20 kids.

WOMAN: but first let me show you.

(walks behind him and places hands in pants on his dick)

MAN:(starts to drool and moan) 🤤
MAN: wh-wh-what is it oooohhhhhh mmmmmmmm oooowwwww called? uggg mmmhhhh?

WOMAN: it’s called the dick dig! you like that???!!🤤🤤

lasts all night and eventually that’s all he will look forward too

by cooky May 23, 2018

Dick-wap

the act of slapping someone in the face with a penis-like object

Andy: Valentino, what's that mark on your face?

Valentino: Oh yeah, I got dick-wapped last night
Andy: You're fried

by Dickwapper123 May 24, 2018

dick palace

The headquarters of frat daddies (aka chad and brad).

Oh my god Jessica, Chad finally took me back to his dick palace and it was the nastiest place I've ever been. 10/10 do not recommend.

by chadenthusiast101 May 25, 2018

Dick chunking

To wrap rubber bands around your penis into sections and start to play it as a musical instrument.

The one man band exhibits vocals, kazoo, and dick chunking

by Scott stott May 26, 2018

Dick Juggling Cunt

An insult to be used for many people! Dick juggling can be used to call someone gay or a slut and cunt, well, a cunt. Therefor this insult is a great multi use phrase for all you zesty bois out there

Person 1) oh I banned you from my Christian roblox server cause you are a... RETARD

Me) well Bertholomew... you sir are a dick juggling cunt

Person 1) wow that’s a bit harsh how’d you know I’m gay though

by WillSuckDickForMemes May 29, 2018

dick head willy

he is a dick head willy

"WOW DICK HEAD WILLY

by ayyydude May 30, 2018