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basic white dude

N., pejorative. A guy characterized by doing uninteresting things typical of practically all white dudes everywhere.
"See that guy in the polo shirt, drinking the IPA and singing Sublime for karaoke? What a basic white dude."
by Basic white dude, tall September 7, 2017
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White in Shining Armor

White liberals who act as though they are doing a service protecting minorities, whilst only being annoying dumb asses. Also known as a white apologetic/ white savior.
Black dude trying to go to work: "What the fuck are you doing?"
16 year old white girl who is laying down in the street blocking traffic: "Um! I am standing up for your rights and demanding change!"
Black dude trying to go to work: "I don't need a White in Shining Armor, can you get the fuck out of the way I'm going to be late!"
16 year old white girl brushing off her knees: "Ugh! Well we don't claim you! I'm so gonna tweet about this!"
by Jdeezy22 September 2, 2020
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white screen of death

What happens when you're running a computer that's running low on memory and/or has an obsolete operating system, like Windows XP. When you get a white screen of death, it's usually preceded by some shit like "unresponsive script" error messages or hourglassing.
My old laptop is all fucked up---every time I want to watch a YouTube vid, I have to wait for the white screen of death to clear.
by pentozali October 20, 2014
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The White Man's Dance

Describes the uncoordinated, rhythmless nature of which a person tries to dance. It originated from the (white man) but has crept into other races across the globe as many men and women stumble on the dance floor in attempts to (cut a rug).

However, when this "dance" is initiated by a female, it is known at the White Girl Dance. It also originated from the female caucasian persuasion, but has crept its way into other ethnicities.
"Hey Mark, how was the club last night?"
"It sucked ass!"
"But I heard you met a hot-ass girl!"
"She was doing the White Girl Dance."
"No!"
"Yeah.... so I left her on the dance floor. And then she ended up with some dude, doing the White man's dance."
by C.Bernard July 29, 2008
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White Christmas Surprise

The act of a man ejaculating on his hand after receiving oral sex and slapping his partner in the face.
Yo last night was so amazing I gave Gracey a White Christmas Surprise!!!
by Hissori Renda May 31, 2010
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Dead White Men

Enigmatic figures in society, often pictured on currency, credited with 90% of all wrongs in society.
Dead White Men ate my father. How about you?
by Mimir September 23, 2003
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whiny white folks

White folks who blame everything on "the poor", "the illegals", "the Blacks", "the Jews", "the terrorists", "the Muslims", "the gays", etc. Nothing is ever THEIR fault and you'd better get out of THEIR country or you'll be sorry.
Infamous whiny White folks: Mel Gibson, Rush Limbaugh, Wally George, Ann Coulter, the Klan, the idiots at Fox News and the most notorious whiny White person of all time: Adolf Hitler.
by poppysister September 27, 2006
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