Valentine's day

The worst day of the entire year to be single. Companies and the people around you will make you feel like shit to the point of drinking yourself to sleep.

single person: Oh fuck it's Valentine's day! Better stay inside where it's safe from judgement.

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

Day Shift

Term used to describe an ugly, fat or otherwise undesirable woman.

Joe: Hey VAnce is the new sales chick hot?
VAnce: No way man, that bitch is a bit too Day Shift for me.

by Damienhellfire August 25, 2019

Thigh day

AUGUST 30th Grab someone’s big ole thigh and show them some luvin

Damn lemme grab that thigh to show them some luvin (thigh day)

by Patricia_jones August 29, 2019

day love

When a younger woman propositions an older man to ride his balls for all they are worth. Day time hours only. Full on juice down.

Fancy some "day love?"

by The shoots October 20, 2017

A toothpick a day

Sucking on a toothpick everyday like a gangsta. Until overtime the small microscopic wood particles collect in your intestine and it explodes. Requiring you to have a colostomy bag (crap bag) hooked onto your lower stomache.

Want a toothpick bruh. Nah man, a toothpick a day got me crappin in this bag.

by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018

bro day

A day where the boys take a break from all girls to chill and have fun.

"Hey let's have a bro day."
"Sounds good, I need a day with my boys."

by Fruit fruit salad yummy yummy January 26, 2017

E-Day

November 3, 2020 -- The date in American history where we find out how the rest of us are going to die.

Well E-Day is finally upon us, and there's only two possible outcomes. If the Donfather wins the election, we finish dying off slowly at the hands of the 'Rona. On the other hand, Trumplethinskin loses, and throws a giant temper tantrum, whereas he either: (a.) calls in his White Supremisist friends to start a 2nd Civil War; or, (b.) he calls his buddies Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin and starts WW3. Regardless of the outcome, WE'RE F**KED!!!

by JB9903 October 28, 2020