Muerte Hands

Hands that appear dead or bony.

the appearance is a result of a nickname for hands that look like skeleton hands...

specifically like Santa Muerte 's hands.. The Saint of Death.

bitches that are into hands: i like your hands!

John Doe: thanks. i got muerte hands

bitches that are into hands: what's that?

John Doe: hands that appear bony

by yungjesuschrist September 3, 2023

second hand act

Personal Cringe one feels watching the act of another.

What a second hand act! Joey was just here and already whipped & nae nae’d

by Wordsmithbihtadah March 2, 2024

Hand warmer 9000

The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.

Male: “Hey babe can you give me the hand warmer 9000?”
Female: “yeah of course I can”

by Yesdadyes January 4, 2020

Hand Johncock

When you write your name with your urine in the snow

If you could just put your Hand Johncock right here…

by linkslice1 June 21, 2024

Two handed man mambo

The strange dance popularized by Donald Trump when he was running for president the second time, simulating masturbating two other males, one on the left of him and the other to the right.

I was out with my gay friends in south beach and couldn't believe there was a guy doing the two handed man mambo!

by sarcastic potatoe December 12, 2024

I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023

Slight of hand pro

Having a high sex drive, being able to tactically reload within a matter of seconds. 😉 if you don't have it, just go home.

have you got slight of hand pro

by slight of hand god April 17, 2020