Porcelain Pooper 

One who lifts the toilet seat to sit on the porcelain while defecating.

Phil is the only porcelain pooper I know.
shart shit poop toilet muffin

Porcelain Pooper by DTOM6106 October 19, 2010

Gang-pooping 

When a group of people of at least five forcibly poop on another.

Every Brown Wednesday my friends and I go gang-pooping.

Gang-pooping by Group-poopers4ever December 23, 2012

Dirty Pooper

Someone who doesn't flush after taking a massive fucking shit.

Who's the dirty pooper leaving absolute hogs? Is Fran trying to bankrupt Rotor-Rooter?

Dirty Pooper by Linus Choader February 9, 2021

sleepies and poopies 

The name for a person that gets so drunk that they fall asleep on the floor and wake up to find they have vomitted and shit their pants.

"Omg! That girl was so drunk last night she deffinetly pulled a sleepies and poopies...and that guy guy still had sex with her..but not in the butt, obviously!"

sleepies and poopies by kimmmmmmmmmmmay June 3, 2009

The Ghost Poopie

The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidence—The only proof your poopie leaves is what‘s in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes don’t even know they slipped out.

Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ain’t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!

The Ghost Poopie by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

poopfucker 

Someone who fucks poop, directly or indirectly. Often used as a derogative term for gays.

Guy 1: Richard Simmons is a poopfucker!

Guy 2: Ew, yeah probably.

poopfucker by The Weenis February 11, 2008

poopsnort 

When you're banging a girl in the butthole, and your penis eats the poop in the girl's anal cavity. Then you pull out and pee a poop in a thin line, and you proceed to snort it like cocaine. The girl then puts her vagina into your nose and it eats the poop you just snorted, and then the cycle repeats until all the poop is used up.

I've had a crazy headache ever since I decided to poopsnort with Natalie Portman.

poopsnort by WhiteRaper July 7, 2014