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Roundhouse Fart 

Similar to a roundhouse kick expect in bed, when you’re all worn out. All of a sudden your right leg gets a burst of energy launching your right knee into the air projecting gas which delivers a final blow to your blanket before a deep slumber.
Shrek: oi Fiona!
Fiona: shrek!
Shrek: HIT THIS REAL QUICK! IT’S CALLED THE ROUNDHOUSE FART.
Fiona: These are what the locals use as a useful hallucigenic.
Roundhouse Fart by Dr Bunnyboy March 12, 2022
Related Words

crusty fart 

A very weird and crusty fart
God man i just got a crusty fart!
crusty fart by CorruptedChaos March 15, 2022

bean fart poop 

A nicer way of calling a Mexican a slur
Guy 1: bro she such a bean fart poop
Guy 2: that’s so racist

clit fart 

This is going to be a Queefs
Sarah had a clit fart a the dinner party
clit fart by Show pony March 20, 2022

Mississippi Fart Stopper 

Noun; refers to a gay black dude’s dick. The term was coined in Mississippi in the late 20th century in response to an uptick in homosexual activity in black communities.
“Did you see the Mississippi Fart Stopper on that dude? I wouldn’t want that in my fart box.”

flipper fart 

A high-pitched pulsating squeaker fart that encourages everyone in earshot to stand on their chairs and sing in unison: “they call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning”

-Beware: dolphins swim in “pods” and where there is one others are sure to follow until the full fishing net is let loose in the sea (courtesy flushes encouraged)
-“Faster than lighting” often foreshadows the necessary speed of toilet access required to avoid aquarium cleaner be used on the innocent underoos and chair
-Causes those in earshot and smellshot to have an indescribable desire to meet Charlie the Tuna and smack that red beret off his fish head in retaliation
-some try to falsify a flipper fart by sitting on an acoustically tuned piece of sheet metal and letting room reverb produce an imposter flipper fart; kazoos pre-inserted into the anus are also not genuine flipper farts
Ronnie let out a flipper fart; let me grab the life jackets, swimming suits and take selfies to impress our friends on Instagram.
flipper fart by flippinright April 5, 2022