h0e.for.john.mulaney.69

h0e.for.john.mulaney.69 is my favorite mutual on TikTok. They are super sexy, smart, and have a great personality. Them and all of their mutuals are obviously better than everyone else

Hey who’s that super hot and funny girl over there?
“Oh, that’s just the creator of h0e.for.john.mulaney.69 on TikTok”

by Ellie1816 June 21, 2021

Long Dong John

a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.

guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?

by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021

Kathrine Abild John

A red bandit from the island Sorø

Kathrine Abild John er dum scary

by punic man October 4, 2021

joel papachan john

A very odd person with terrible sense of fashion. This person may be book smart but has no common sense what so ever. He can be extremely annoying at times and very much hypocritical. This person often seeks other people’s approval and cares about their opinion. They also have a fear of missing out at all times. They also like to think they are funny but they are more bland than a flavorless rice cake. Overall if a Joel papachan John steps into your life run the other way and don’t hesitate!!!

Quick run that’s Joel papachan john!!!

That’s something Joel papachan John would do HAHA!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

kaydence and john

the best couple ever

kaydence and john are the best couple ever

by daddydaddydaddypimp1 November 29, 2021

jessica and john

the absolute sweetest couple ever. jessica is very kind, sweet, and stubborn. And John is very handsome, honest, and everything to jessica. (jessica is writing this rn)

Debbie: OMG JESSICA AND JOHN ARE SOOO CUTE
Jess: I KNOW RIGHT HES SO SWEET AND HANSOME
Debbie: I wish that was me and axel one day...

by giselle<33 December 2, 2021

WHAT THE JOHN?!

Devin Caherly’s catchphrase used when surprised

Announcement:The winner of the killing streaks, Devin Caherly!

Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?!

by nao and gis June 7, 2022