by jingobeans March 20, 2009
Get the lady-dickmug. smelly material covering a mans wee wee after he inserts it into the butt hole of a human/ armadillo
by jizzem May 11, 2006
Get the poop dickmug. a venereal disease in which the sufferer if male experiences eggs on their dick, and if female, dicks on her eggs.
Symptoms include:
burning, shrinkage, vomiting, constipation, rectal warts, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, spontaneous discharge in and around the testicle, sterility, lopsided breast size, acid-like excrement, crabs, urge to marry piles of yuck, glow in the dark body hair
Symptoms include:
burning, shrinkage, vomiting, constipation, rectal warts, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, spontaneous discharge in and around the testicle, sterility, lopsided breast size, acid-like excrement, crabs, urge to marry piles of yuck, glow in the dark body hair
Kelly slept with this guy at a party, a year later...dick eggs.
Dude, that chick has dick eggs look at her, she's glowing!
Dude, that chick has dick eggs look at her, she's glowing!
by Sean "The Fear" Bullis December 8, 2007
Get the dick eggsmug. The act of stealing any variation of cheese (or queso if you are of Hispanic descent) and masturbating wildly with this piece of stolen cheese. Please use caution, the masturbation process can leave your dick smelling of cheese. If you have a lactose intolerant girlfriend ( or boyfriend if you are of the homosexual descent), you should probably switch to something less agitating. i.e. stolen lettuce. or maybe even stolen ketchup.
A. Dude you will never guess what i just did right now.
B. what?
A. I just went Cheese-Dicking with a slice of stolen cheese!
B.Ahhhh shiitttt!
B. what?
A. I just went Cheese-Dicking with a slice of stolen cheese!
B.Ahhhh shiitttt!
by TheGuyWhoGetsAround October 28, 2011
Get the Cheese-Dickingmug. the act of one person completely screwing over another so all their friends can laugh obnoxiously and point at the unassuming victim.....this is mainly performed after baseball practice in a blue mitsuibishi outlander by four boys who run naked in the streets and touch each other with no qualms
group of friends: "hey lets dick job that bitch walking her dog over there"
dickjobber: "hey hey excuse me.....how do you get to route 9?"
dickjobbee: "well you turn left onto 516 then go down three lights and veer off to the right...youll see the signs."
dickjobber: "ok so left, 3 lights, follow the signs?"
dickjobbee: "you got it"
dickjobber: "thanks...thank you so much....oh and by the way....SUCK A DICK!"
dickjobber: "hey hey excuse me.....how do you get to route 9?"
dickjobbee: "well you turn left onto 516 then go down three lights and veer off to the right...youll see the signs."
dickjobber: "ok so left, 3 lights, follow the signs?"
dickjobbee: "you got it"
dickjobber: "thanks...thank you so much....oh and by the way....SUCK A DICK!"
by CAP'N SAC May 17, 2006
Get the dick jobmug. Etymology: Middle English pensel, from Middle French pincel, from (assumed) Vulgar Latin penicellus, alteration of Latin penicillus, diminutive of peniculus brush, from diminutive of penis tail, penis.
A male organ of copulation that is small or narrow in circumference or width, lacking usual or desirable bulk, which that in male mammals including humans, usually is not able to cause the opposite sex to have an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions accompanied by vaginal contractions.
A male organ of copulation that is small or narrow in circumference or width, lacking usual or desirable bulk, which that in male mammals including humans, usually is not able to cause the opposite sex to have an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions accompanied by vaginal contractions.
by Jendo October 15, 2004
Get the Pencil Dickmug. n. the often unpopular splash or stain made by a male during clumsy urination on either ones own or someone elses trousers and/or footwear.
by Dick Splash February 28, 2005
Get the dick splashmug.