1 definition by TheGuyWhoGetsAround
The act of stealing any variation of cheese (or queso if you are of Hispanic descent) and masturbating wildly with this piece of stolen cheese. Please use caution, the masturbation process can leave your dick smelling of cheese. If you have a lactose intolerant girlfriend ( or boyfriend if you are of the homosexual descent), you should probably switch to something less agitating. i.e. stolen lettuce. or maybe even stolen ketchup.
A. Dude you will never guess what i just did right now.
B. what?
A. I just went Cheese-Dicking with a slice of stolen cheese!
B.Ahhhh shiitttt!
B. what?
A. I just went Cheese-Dicking with a slice of stolen cheese!
B.Ahhhh shiitttt!
by TheGuyWhoGetsAround October 28, 2011