Dick paparazzi 

When a male is talking to somone he admires on snapchat and wants to send a picture of his penis but is too shy so takes a close up picture of his meat so nothing can be seen but he still had braggging rights. Word

I was too nervous to send a dick pic so instead I sent some dick paparazzi

Dick paparazzi by Scrub YN April 5, 2017

Dick Heavy 

When the majority of the population in a certain place consists of mainly dick or in other words, guys only. When something is dick heavy the percentage is 90% dick, 10% vagina.

"That pre game was real dick heavy."

Dick Heavy by fastandfurious April 14, 2017

dick at first site

Just like love at first site you find some one so gorgeous you end up fucking them

Jessica: dude I saw this guy last night
Amy: whoa really?
Jessica: yeah it was dick at first site
Amy: oml you slut

dick at first site by triggered frittered April 18, 2017

Dick Laden

An extremely hairy penis that is of resemblance to Osama Bin Laden's facial hair.

Ugh, I gave him a blow job and his dick was so hairy, it felt like I was sucking on Osama Bin Laden... A Dick Laden if you will.

Dick Laden by NotSoChipper April 27, 2017

dick on display 

When you can see someone's penis in their pants

Damn bro do you got a boner because your dick is on display

I bought some fresh jeans but you can see my dick trough it my dick on display nigga

dick on display by Zoogame April 27, 2017

Dick Snaked 

The term given to a situation that seems like it will go over well and then instead goes horribly awry. This term was popularized by the bassist of the Pop-Punk band The Story So Far, Kelen Capener, as he addressed this in a tattoo interview with Alternative Press' Nick Major.

"I thought I was gonna nail that interview but I got dick Snaked"

Dick Snaked by Cheap Thrills June 1, 2017

dick bouquet

When a man has a massive pubic bush.

James: Are you ready for your date?

Peter: Narr , still got a massive dick bouquet.
James: you better prune that bush boy

dick bouquet by Zmead June 19, 2017