A vagina with pubes that resemble a damn mustache. It doesn't matter how the pubes are shaped because there is many different kinds of mustaches out there.
Ugh, I haven't shaved my pustache in months and I have a date tonight!
When you hold somebody's hair back as they throw up like a pissed off dragon spitting flames, but you're fucking them doggy style all at the same time.
Fuckboy: Damn, I finally tried the
dirty sanchez with this bitch I met last night.
Fuckboy #2: That's so outdated. I bet you haven't tried the drunken dragon yet!
Buy a
drunken dragon
mug!
