Ugh, I gave him a blow job and his dick was so hairy, it felt like I was sucking on Osama Bin Laden... A Dick Laden if you will.
by NotSoChipper April 27, 2017
A vagina with pubes that resemble a damn mustache. It doesn't matter how the pubes are shaped because there is many different kinds of mustaches out there.
by NotSoChipper April 27, 2017
When you hold somebody's hair back as they throw up like a pissed off dragon spitting flames, but you're fucking them doggy style all at the same time.
Fuckboy: Damn, I finally tried the dirty sanchez with this bitch I met last night.
Fuckboy #2: That's so outdated. I bet you haven't tried the drunken dragon yet!
Fuckboy #2: That's so outdated. I bet you haven't tried the drunken dragon yet!
by NotSoChipper March 21, 2017