NotSoChipper's definitions

Dick Laden

An extremely hairy penis that is of resemblance to Osama Bin Laden's facial hair.

Ugh, I gave him a blow job and his dick was so hairy, it felt like I was sucking on Osama Bin Laden... A Dick Laden if you will.

by NotSoChipper April 27, 2017

drunken dragon

When you hold somebody's hair back as they throw up like a pissed off dragon spitting flames, but you're fucking them doggy style all at the same time.

Fuckboy: Damn, I finally tried the dirty sanchez with this bitch I met last night.

Fuckboy #2: That's so outdated. I bet you haven't tried the drunken dragon yet!

by NotSoChipper March 20, 2017

Pustache

A vagina with pubes that resemble a damn mustache. It doesn't matter how the pubes are shaped because there is many different kinds of mustaches out there.

Ugh, I haven't shaved my pustache in months and I have a date tonight!

by NotSoChipper April 27, 2017