Massive cunt 

A massive cunt. Someone who does the most cunty moves from bailing on his mates 24/7 to choosing to do lab work over the lads. This person cannot help their own actions but the friendship group that they maintain realise that they are more cunty than they ever realise! They think it's normal behaviour, but fuck them it's not. A massive cunt needs to be peer pressured all the time by stubborn friends to crack their shell, not to mention the fact they lose their virginity at an extremely late age and only get a good dress sense my age 18 at the earliest.

Can also mean a massive vagina but if your the first meaning then you may never see one all your life as massive cunts can die virgins.

OH MY GOD! That Thomas guy is a massive cunt! He just chose fucking chemistry over his mates.

FUCK ME! That girl last night had a massive cunt. Thomas would never know though would he? #dieavirgin

Massive cunt by Luke Smithson444 August 13, 2016

coin-op cunt 

A woman operating her vagina in a manner to be conducive to payment.

'Janey was out all night and came home with a guy in a Mercedes. She is a coin-op cunt...'

coin-op cunt by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

cat's cunt 

Another classic term for something that there is nothing better than. Bee's knees is the more commonly known synonym.

"I like your slacks."

"Yeah dude they're the cat's cunt!"

cat's cunt by Cuntdy June 24, 2008

nut juggling thunder cunt 

A woman with a knack for juggling testicles who also has a very loud vagina.

Have you met Susan? She is such a nut juggling thunder cunt. I have once seen her juggle 5 testicles while her cunt sounded like a fog horn.... It was so loud it shook the ground beneath her.

nut juggling thunder cunt by that guy... remember?? December 9, 2010

purple cunt 

A cunt that is purple because the person has so much fat that blood can't get to the cunt. It also can be used to refer to a really douchey person.

Jared is such a purple cunt because he acts like his life is so bad when it really isn't.

purple cunt by Brynjella November 7, 2007

crazy cunt 

An insane woman who constantly calls regardless of just talking to them less than a minute ago. Overly posessive/aggressive.

Stop you crazy cunt, what's wrong with you!

crazy cunt by Leave a message...Beep October 19, 2009

Glory Cunt 

Someone who always makes the situation about themselves. Self absorbed.

She won't stop posting pictures of herself, what a glory cunt.

Glory Cunt by Hairy weiner February 22, 2005