Zooked

Someone so stoned to the point where they don't make sense or function correctly.

Yo dude you must be zooked to want to watch the emoji movie

by Tacocool225 March 12, 2025

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Zoodle

Zoodle – A person who overcomplicates simple things for no reason.

“Bro just press the button. Stop being a zoodle.”

by Callmeryeguy March 17, 2025

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The feeling of sudden, uncontrollable enthusiasm that causes a person to flap their arms, shout incomprehensible phrases, or spin in a circle for no discernible reason. Commonly triggered by excessive joy, caffeine, or spotting a frog wearing a tiny hat.

In ancient folklore (that I just made up), being “zooted” was considered a blessing from the mythical squirrel god Blorbo of the Trees, who granted mortals temporary bursts of chaotic energy to escape boring conversations or awkward family dinners. Zooted individuals were marked by their glittery eyes, high-pitched giggles, and tendency to misplace objects they were literally holding.

Today, people may become zooted during moments such as receiving a mildly exciting text, hearing a good beat drop, or discovering that their fries came with extra nuggets. Symptoms include speed-walking for no reason, saying “slay” to inanimate objects, and aggressively complimenting strangers. There is no known cure — and honestly, why would you want one?

my fat ass got zooted when i saw there was free pizza

by urmotherismine May 24, 2025

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