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Waffle

Something large and syrup covered. Sometimes can be shiny and distracting to steal own the gaze of any onlooking. Especially useful in awkward situations, arguments, or any other need for an excuse to stop conversation or change the subject.
Go on girl, shake a waffle at it!
by Jizzjizz December 23, 2010
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Waffle Cone Job

A type of sexual intercourse in which the female (Usually a robust one or one resembling a whale or other large mammal) places a waffle cone filled with ice cream on top of the male's penis. She then eats through the waffle cone and ice cream until she reaches the penis.
Amy is so fat. I heard she gave her boyfriend a Waffle Cone Job the other day.
by Footsteps. August 3, 2010
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trouser waffle

n. A waffle found in one's trousers (or other article worn on the lower region of the body). This waffle is usually a product of digestion and excretion of human waste (that once consisted of a waffle, possibly Belgian).

n. A derogatory slang term used as a metaphor when comparing one to a trouser waffle (see above). This is usually used in reference to a foolish deed done by another.
"Scott is such a trouser waffle, he never does anything."

"Quit kicking yourself in the upper quartiles, you trouser waffle."
by C Dizzle September 27, 2005
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BELGIAN WAFFLES

It is written only BELGIAN WAFFLES can defeat cancer.


GIMME ALL THE BELGIAN WAFFLES THIS BAG'LL BUY!! JUST DO IT!!!
by squadala!! January 15, 2009
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Head in a Waffle

to have sex. Esp. Cowgirl Position.

Originating at Wagner College on due to the "waffled" ceiling design intended to reduce noise. Small rooms meant beds were often bunked. To put one's "Head in a Waffle" means to have sex on the top bunk.
Pete: "Christine is hot."
Jim: "Yeah I'd like to put her head in a waffle."
by WaffleMaka April 26, 2010
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Awful Waffle

The Awful Waffle is the residential building at 432 Park Avenue in Manhattan, NYC. Named for its ugly architecture and overwhelming height.
Person 1: Wow, look at the gorgeous view of the Manhattan sky line!
Person 2: It would be even more beautiful if the Awful Waffle didn't stick out like acne on a preteen.
by joebiden.png June 22, 2016
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waffle shack

a term referring to any person, place, or thing clouded with uncertainty, or possible cause of concern.
melissa!? she gave me V.D. stay out of that waffle shack!
by westpanio May 1, 2006
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