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Mexican Trunk Muffin

When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.
Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"

Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"

DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022
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Trunk spunk

"damn bro im stuck in a truck"
"lmao just do a trunk spunk"
"k"
by melodicpepper October 31, 2018
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Trunk of Wong

A location where booze and debauchery is located.
Yo, there is a Trunk of Wong going on out by the beach this weekend!
by Vesper Riddleton May 8, 2010
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Trunking

Trunking, is the act of backing one’s ass up to another’s and proceeding to take a dump into their ass, usually with a turd on the girthy and lengthy side.
Oh my gosh, Alan trunked me last night for the first time!”

“Wow Sara! Darryl is the king of trunking, you should try it with Sean!”
by TheKinkyKitten January 30, 2024
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Double Trunk

Anal sex act where two dicks are packed into one ass, or trunk.
"Gus, we should see if she's into double trunkin." "Mos def, bro. Two in the trunk is better than one in the front."
by spectical July 19, 2016
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Trunk Slap

When your girlfriend and/or wife is post sex cuddling and you roll over and whack her in the eye with your penis.
"She looked so peaceful, so I trunk slapped her!"
by Rezelka August 23, 2012
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Trunk water

Bitch I'm thirsty go out and get me some of that trunk water
by Blumpkintroll1488 May 19, 2018
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