Is the person who created the world.
by Crazzy girl101 February 21, 2017
Get the Godmug. by depressed kid in the corner December 6, 2016
Get the Godmug. 
Get the Godmug. “yo, that shows last season was GOD compared to this season”
“my schedule this year is GOD compared to last year”
“my schedule this year is GOD compared to last year”
by nowwedeadroses2939 September 6, 2018
Get the godmug. All I know is that whenever the religious conservatives of any country do something horrible or backward, they blame it on this guy.
Kind of like that imaginary friend you had as a kid who was always telling you to start fires and shit.
Kind of like that imaginary friend you had as a kid who was always telling you to start fires and shit.
"I don't understand. Why do you hate gay people so much?"
"It's not my opinion. I'm just following God's word."
"It's not my opinion. I'm just following God's word."
by garcalej February 1, 2019
Get the Godmug. Estimated 25 million kills by his name in the bible e.g. noahs ark and the to towns full of rapeists and shit estimated kills to the devils name 60 and some of those was a bet with god
by Mag1karpMan January 17, 2019
Get the Godmug. Alien 1 (Dave): Hey Jeff, have you seen the latest season of Humanity? I hear they finally developed motorized transportation!
Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.
Alien 2 (Jeff): Nah, God's been lazy lately. I mean come on, the last flood was like 5000 years ago! Maybe it's time we conquer Earth, just to spice things up a bit. That'll raise the ratings.
by steps15 July 4, 2017
Get the Godmug.