Sock Babies

Term used by U.S. Navy Sailors who pull a sock over their penis, begin to masturbate, and ejaculate into the sock.

I heard Petty Officer Evers making sock babies last night.

by navy_squid June 10, 2008

sock smeller

A person that dominates any conversation with an attitude of pretension, arrogance, and passive-aggressiveness. They love to one-up others and often redirect the focus of any discussion back to them. At the end of a long day, they remove their socks and bury their faces into them to inhale.

"I went to a happy hour tonight and I couldn't get a word in! There was some massive sock smelling going on for sure."

"That guy thinks quite highly of himself, he didn't even acknowledge my greeting! I bet he's quite the sock smeller!"

by Turkeydawg May 17, 2016

Sock-cucker

An individual who steals another's sock/s (a cucker is a person who makes another person a cuckold).

Watch your laundry around him. He's known to be a "sock-cucker".

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 10, 2019

Sock Cucker

(noun) Someone who derives sexual pleasure from witnessing another person portray sexual actions through the use of sock puppets.

"You hear that Jim pays hookers to make sock puppets blow each other? What a sock cucker."

by Endless Pajamas March 30, 2020

Bean Sock

A sock filled with beans... thats it

Person 1: Hey Brian, what are you doing?
Brian: Nothing!
Person 1: Are you eating the bean sock again?
Brian: h948fnh4308sf

by Banana_Bob April 20, 2021

Carrot sock

When you put carrots in a sock with a ball for your dog to chew.

Hey hows that Carrot sock working? Great

by Gazyoofder December 05, 2019

sock heaven

When you put two socks into the washer but only 1 sock comes out. The other sock is forever lost, never to be matched again. It went to "Sock Heaven"

Mom where is my other sock? I don't know I put the pair in the washer, the other sock must have went to "Sock Heaven"

by Jussme42 January 08, 2016