Tankeraide

Any alcoholic beverage. Helps one get tanked.

"Yo dog where is the tankeraide in this fly crib?"

by rarejays September 3, 2009

tasery

the action of tasing

Tom Jones did not calm down so he resulted in tasery to subdue Steven Seagal.

by Tasery December 2, 2010

Tankersley

The act of vomiting onto a couch, often subsequently landing in one's own lap or shirt.

Man, we were just hanging out drinking beer on the couch, and he pulled a tankersley! There was vomit everywhere. I'm still trying to clean that shit up.

by jfkiannnnn May 11, 2017

trench taster

A woman who calls herself straight, but is experimenting with members of the same sex, either for fun, or while questioning her sexuality.

Yeah Sarah has a boyfriend, but she screwed around with Rebecca last night - she's a total trench taster!

by Michael Dark and Horizontal December 10, 2008

The Taser

A relative of The Shocker, The Taser is reserved for particularly small wives or girlfriends. It is executed using only the inner three fingers, keeping your ring finger separate from the other two.

Tom: Man, Susan is so tiny I had to use The Taser on her.

Bob: Score!!

by TheKillerFrisbee August 11, 2009

Multi-taskurbate

Doing one or more things, while also masturbating.

Jennifer was horny while writing her term paper, so she decided to Multi-taskurbate.

by Punishedhero February 6, 2010

Snore-talker

An unhealthy breathing/panting pattern bellowing out of an overweight person or animal.

There are alot of snore-talkers, at fat camp.

by Nathonzo September 21, 2010