screaming artichoke

a crazy person, acting insane

OMG your such a screaming artichoke!!

by lorlorb April 20, 2007

Screaming Mimi

When having sex with a girl, right before you blow your load-pull out, punch her in the cunt, and blow in her mouth.

Last night I gave Jackie a screaming mimi and I know she will call me tomorrow.

by Bootydoo. October 17, 2010

Screaming Banshee

A guy is fucking a woman, the squeezes here tits really hard. Then when she screams you jam your cock into her mouth to shut her up.

She sounded like a screaming banshee, i had to shut her up.

by ChoochyMagoochy July 5, 2009

Screaming Seagull

When you're sleeping with a girl on the beach and your junk falls out and you put it back in. She'll start screaming out of pain.

The royal czar gave that girl a screaming seagull in the French Riviera last month. She could be heard for miles.

by Seeeeeeeen August 25, 2007

Screaming Pelican

When you're getting head on th beach, right before you blow your load, grab a fistful of sand and throw it in her eyes.

"I got on that girl on the beach last night." "Really? You give her the screaming pelican?" "Oh yeah."

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

screaming batman

To wait until one's friend falls asleep(preferably on the floor, passed out drinking, etc.), squatting over friend's face with pants down, butt cheeks on outside of friends face cheeks, and passing anal gas as intensely as possible so as to cause a cheek to cheek slapping effect.

"First one to fall asleep gets a screaming batman!"

by snoss case November 27, 2007

squeezing an orange

the popping of a virgins pussy like is so tight that it is like the squeezing of a fresh orange

sorry im late i had to squeeze an orange

by bigyun February 3, 2005