Splooge

the white sticky substance emitted from a penis while masturbating on a womans face

Oh my god, look at that sticky splooge I emitted on that sluts face!

by Matt October 6, 2002

splooge

when a guy gets horny he SPLOOGES!!!

matt got horny and splooged on himself!

by your mom April 18, 2005

sploob

A Sploob is an incompetent person, or a person who cocks up on a regular basis.

Dave and rusty are sploobs because they are continuously falling off their bikes, like sploobs.

by Ricky Boy July 31, 2006

boob splooge

The phrase of real men.

Boy: boob splooge!

/boy is eaten.

by The Gardener February 12, 2008

Splooter

One who sploots objects (such as soap or marbles).

"In competitions Rod was always the best splooter"

by Liam April 10, 2007

sploogeball

a game in which elementary school kids run across a kickball field, as balls (kickballs are being pelted at them.

Let's play sploogeball!

by sammE January 5, 2004

sploogecycle

After ejaculating into your your own naval you place a toothpick into your protein pool. Once the semen dries you have a sploogecycle.

Damon was bored in bed and decided to make a sploogecycle to give to Seth.

by Adon84 December 31, 2007