figuratively speaking

"Figuratively speaking" is a phrase used to clarify that the speaker is not speaking literally but rather using figurative language to make a point or convey a concept.

When someone says "figuratively speaking," they are typically emphasizing that the statement should not be taken literally but rather as a figure of speech or an exaggeration for effect.

Figuratively speaking, I was in a prison I couldn’t escape.

by StimHands June 6, 2024

Hershey Stroking

Whenever you’re horny and have diarrhea so you decide to start jorkin’ it on the toilet with the Hershey Squirts around your cock.

Friend: Hey, man. You wanna hop on a Discord call?

You: Sorry, I’m doing the Hershey Stroking

by AppleMgee123 April 7, 2025

Friend stroking

When someone are glazing their friend way to hard/ same definition but for friends as self-stroking

Jimmy is legit, so jacked.
“Calm down bro, you friend stroking like crazy”

by Meltzeey I stream on twitch!!! April 13, 2025

Hypothetically Speaking

When someone is trying to shoot their shot but there chopped

Joel: Hypothetically Speaking , if I asked you on a date, what would you say?

by cheekymonky February 19, 2026

Ninja Stroking

An act of discreetly masturbating and keeping your composure whilst talking with peers who are unaware that you are edging. Usually done via a voice call.

I was Ninja stroking my shit in the Destiny 2 Discord LFG when doing Vault of Glass.

by GoonerMan69 March 2, 2026

Rage Stroking

To aggressively masturbate after someone made you extremely mad or angry.

I got involved in a road rage incident and was so angry I pulled over on the side of the road and started rage stroking.

by Gabe Oytoucher May 12, 2025

Zipper Sparking

The urban legend whispered among the friction-deprived—“zipper sparking” refers to that rare and awkward moment when two people get close enough for their denim hardware to make contact, producing a heat so foreign to their bodies it might as well be a fire hazard.

It’s not foreplay. It’s fore-shame. The physical equivalent of two microwaved Hot Pockets colliding in a tragic dance of static cling and unmet expectations. Most who use the term haven’t actually experienced it—they’re just fantasizing about what it might be like to be in the same ZIP code as intimacy.

In the wild, zipper sparking is less a sexy moment and more a clunky cry for help. If it happens, it’s followed not by the sound of someone Googling “do I need aloe for my friction burn?”

Gave and I, “watched Netflix and partook in zipper sparking”.

by XamulP May 27, 2025