sloth

The slowest animal ever, it moves so slow that mold grows in its fur. They only go to the bathroom once a month because of low energy and they listen to ac/dc. They are hunted by the harpy eagle. They are about the size of a small dog, they either have 2 toes on each hand or 3. They come in many different colors from grey to a blondish color. they hang upside down in rainforest trees. To defend themselfs they use their sharp claws(toes). Sloths have very different facial features, a light color in the middle and the eyes are outlined in a dark color with a dark nose.

Okay so i made up the ac/dc part but sloths still rock. Save the rainforest, save sloths!

by Jearcy January 22, 2005

Slither

A terrible counter strike player.
Also wants a message board gimp going by the alias non.

look at slither - he is so shit at cs it's not funny. the turd owns him.

by dungeon June 18, 2004

Slothing

Tickling, stroking, licking, sucking, or kissing a partner's belly for sexual pleasure. Refers to the predatory habits of prehistoric ground sloths, which fed on glyptodonts (giant armadillo-like creatures) by flipping them on their backs and attacking their soft undersides.

Q: "So, did you guys end up screwing last night?"
A: "No, but we spent a couple hours slothing eachother."

"Slothing makes for good foreplay, unless your partner's an actual sloth. In that case, you will be disemboweled and eaten."

by LycanAvery March 10, 2011

Sloth

A rather large not-to-well-known species of humans who are slightly slower than most. They lack what is commonly known as fubbiness (fubby). (If i had a gal i would dedicate this to her!!)

Hey that kid is 3.602 miles behind us.He's a sloth!!

by Noot(er) October 7, 2004

Sloth

Someone as ugly or retarded as the character 'Sloth' from "The Goonies."

G - Did he just lick that doorknob?
B - Yeah, my little brother is a straight up sloth!

by GandB May 17, 2009

slithering

One of the four houses of magic at Hogwarts school of magic...

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

Sloth Lord

A sloth like Caucasoid that dwells in dimly light smelly cavern.

If faced with a sloth lord one should yell sloth bombardment to rally forces and destroy sloth.

The only to get rid of the slothy smell is to burn the cavern.

Prepare a sloth bombardment, Kris the sloth lord is attempting to escape... at point .1 meters per second.

by TCZP February 24, 2010