fun sized 

small, easy to pick up, and easily fuckable

"wh.. what??"
"yeah, fun sized, small, easy to pick up,

AND FUCKABLE-"

fun sized by owo bitch April 30, 2019

Nate Sized 

A food or drink that is economy sized.

a 2.5 liter drink at a gas station.
"Hey buddy grab us a drink, get the nate sized one"

Nate Sized by Winnipeg Nate August 30, 2008

zoom-zoom sized 

A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials.

I cannot give you a proper blowjob because you are zoom-zoom sized.

Mommy, why was I born zoom-zoom sized?

zoom-zoom sized by cabbageASS February 13, 2005

Man-Sized Handshake 

The act of grasping another man's hand, in hopes of sexual relations.

A homeless man walks up to you in a McDonald's and asks if he can give you a Man-Sized Handshake.

Man-Sized Handshake by BigAl08791 November 27, 2010

Teddy sized

Anything can be teddy sized if its really fucking huge, just as teddy is

Man that was a fucking teddy sized breakfast!

Teddy sized by Broagan October 8, 2008

sizerkauft 

German spelling for Shit Head

Don't throw shit at my head u Sizerkauft

sizerkauft by Fat Gavin April 19, 2018

pint sized pepe 

when you have sex with a very short man

Normal bro: Ever done the pint sized pepe with Danny Devito?
Stupid bro: what, no what does that mean the fuck get out of here you perve!

pint sized pepe by joasede bariglow June 25, 2019