Shmork

Someone terrible at everything, has no life, smells like trash, and skin has a strangely slimey and greenish hue.

That was shmork. That wasn’t me, that was shmork.

by SparePizza47094 April 12, 2025

Schmocking it

Someone who looks like spock who is jerking it.

Woww I just caught Shawn schmocking it in the bathroom wearing his blue coat.

by SCHMOCKING IT May 1, 2025

Schmock

To pull the penis out of the vagina during intercourse and wipe the precum off of the tip before resuming as a form of birth control.

I didn't have any condoms on hand, so I decided to schmock instead.

by Brad Sweets May 30, 2025

Shmeckle

a dollar

yo bro i got 20 shmeckles i can buy food.

by Terry Bussy February 26, 2026

Shmokey

A portmanteau of "shmuck" and "monkey," used to describe someone who acts in a foolish, clumsy, or ridiculous manner.

Bro, he forgot his own phone number when the girl asked for it. This guy is such a shmokey lmao.

by Who_am_i?! March 22, 2026

Shmacker

Gamma valerolactone Kool aid

Male -Yo babe go get the shmacker!
Female - okay

Male - I'm about to pour up

by Substancecontrol March 23, 2026

Shmack

When you slap (forehand) or smack (backhand) someone so hard they fall or go flying.

That dude got shmacked into the next city.

by Melovex August 24, 2025