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Slow roast 

To maintain a potential (though currently non feasible) romantic relationship through low effort activities (esp. texting) will the intention of a romantic payoff at some indefinite time.
Yo John, what's going on with that girl?

Yo I'm just slow roasting her. She ain't my main bitch though so it's cool. Maybe someday.
Slow roast by Anal8 September 12, 2013

One-Roast 

The act of pulling a sexual partner and having sex for one night then never contacting them again.
I stayed at colins house and he fell asleep so i gave stacey the one-roast.
One-Roast by Leishmeato July 18, 2010

Reading Roast Dinner 

A sex act involving two consenting adults of either gender.

Meat and two veg - ALL IN
I'm feeling freaky, it's a Reading Roast Dinner or nothing and I mean to have you even if it's by burglary!

Oyster Roast 

I can't wait to use my knife to pry open some oysters at the oyster roast tomorrow night!

post-roast 

The act of cleaning your mouth and your asshole at the same time.
Hey Cedric, or Fredrick, could one of you please fetch me a beach towel so I post-roast in one fluid motion?

monday roast 

A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.
Looking for wards to eating a Monday roast.
monday roast by Hatter101 March 23, 2016