drowning in the baby pool

To spend time wallowing in misery over trivial, materialistic, and superficial matters. The baby pool is never deep.

Casandra: What's wrong with Belinda? I texted her and she sent back all tearful emoji's.
Carrie: She saw that Brenda posted about her new finery shoes and that Brenda got more likes than she did when she posted about her new sandals.
Cassandra: So she's drowning in the baby pool again? I should have known. Just for that I'm liking Brenda's shoes!!!

by von groovy June 20, 2017

Pulling a Pooley

This is when one of the boys pretends to go to the toilet. Whilst in the toilet he jumps out the window and gets a dez to his misses house. Thus dogging the boys without being seen.

Shayde was pulling a Pooley when he jumped out the bathroom window to be with his misses and not with the boys.

by BigJamesy May 31, 2018

A Vermont pool

A cumshot mixed with maple syrup. Usually taken as a chaser with alcohol

A Vermont pool is my favorite to drink after a hard’s day at work

by Iamnotnotreal May 15, 2019

lennon taylor poole

A big ol' gay boi. He enjoys sucking pein and fucking dilfs.

Guy: Hey look! Its Lennon taylor poole!
Guy2: Jeez! He sure is sucking and fucking the hell out of those greasy, homeless, aids infested meatheads!

by Reallysmartguy696969 June 27, 2021

Straight in the pool

When there is no doubt that someone is gay.

Some people are tip-toeing around it, some people are on the diving board but this man in straight in the pool.

by Grapes 🍇 September 6, 2023

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!

Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

Droppin' the kids off at the pool

A term used to confuse your friends that you are physically driving your offspring to a public pool, yet in reality, you are just taking a shit.

Friend: "Yo, come chill."
Me: "Hold on, I'm droppin' the kids off at the pool!"
Friend: "Wait, what?"
Me: "He he he..."

by TheSodaGremlin October 13, 2011