Pilly

Canadian slang for pilsner, a type of beer.

Old style pilly's on sale at the beer store eh bud!

by Fixing April 19, 2018

Pity party

When someone hangs out with you because they feel bad for you. But it's pitiful because they will talk behind your back or are the reason that people feel bad for said person. No notice of planning, pity parties happen when said person may happen upon something that they are seeing experienced. They are included out of pity.

Hmmm
Should I subject myself and dignity to this pity party?

Oh look who's here

by Itswhatiwant December 26, 2017

Pity Gay Date

When a gay man or woman invites you on a platonic date in a thought-out setting to apologize for putting off prior plans with you.

Wow, Bryan totally hit you with a pity gay date.
I feel really bad for cancelling on Izzy twelve times... I should invite her on a pgd.

by Bitterboi3 January 15, 2018

pitty fingers

When he fingers you out of pitty

«I dont want no pitty fingers» ~Her
«Darling, please» ~Him

by Pittyboi November 14, 2017

pity plate

A plate of food (usually wrapped in aluminum foil) you bring home to gramma or granpa from a family function or celebration they were too old to attend. Usually, the intended recipient really hates this and only accepts it with a grimace and mumbled words.

Ah poor gramma and pop-pop they couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner because they were too old to leave the house. Let's bring them a 'pity plate' home to them.

by nottachooch November 23, 2017

Pity worry

When a person who doesnt have any absolute relation with you tries to act good in front of your league of legends squad

MasterB10 : Were you sick
MasterB10 : I thought you killed yourself
iraklissid : I dont want your pity worry

by ioannissid February 15, 2018

Pitty girl

One whos already established herself a club member by showing off her pussy and tits to an official pitty club board member. She makes everyday brighter.

Cheri shes earned her #1PITTY GIRL STATUS. No one flashes herself to obtain a variety of items free the way this pitty girl does. If you have seen this pitty girl in action, you too would become an official pitty girl club member. Everyone loves a pitty girl.

by Cheri cox May 8, 2018