the gayest team in the entire nhl!! because they get no hoes they shove their hockey sticks up their asses… although sometimes they get unsuspecting janitors (cough cough) to do it for them. They lose every game they play because they cannot stop staring at their opponents’ cocks. Swag Ohio magic does NOT come out of their dicks. They spend their free time drooling over disgusting anime men and fucking cats
Big Jack: The Pittsburgh Penguins lost again! big surprise there
Big Zach: why doesn’t sidney crosby just kill himself lol
Mig Back: because he is too gay
Big Jack: Mig Back that makes no sense gay people can kill themselves too. don’t be discriminatory you fucking tranny.
Penguins fan that gets 0 head: I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes saying hey oh creepers ko’d
Mig Back: Teabag his ghost and now his sulfurs mine saying hey oh mlg pro
Big Zach: why doesn’t sidney crosby just kill himself lol
Mig Back: because he is too gay
Big Jack: Mig Back that makes no sense gay people can kill themselves too. don’t be discriminatory you fucking tranny.
Penguins fan that gets 0 head: I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes saying hey oh creepers ko’d
Mig Back: Teabag his ghost and now his sulfurs mine saying hey oh mlg pro
by starmangriff February 26, 2023
Get the Pittsburgh Penguinsmug. "Why has Phil been walking like a penguin for the past few minutes?"
"He just took a penguin crap not too long ago."
"He just took a penguin crap not too long ago."
by Vanh0 October 22, 2011
Get the penguin crapmug. A scenario in which a robber comes Into your home whilst jacking off. He then cums on the floor and slides on his belly using the seamen as a lubricant to slide.
by The_wild_hippopotamus August 27, 2016
Get the Slimy penguinmug. The area defined by the screen of one's iPhone or smartphone.
When one is "in penguin space," he or she is paying attention to the screen of his or her phone instead of what is happening around him or her.
First used in the William Gibson novel "Zero History," in which a character uses an iPhone to remotely pilot a flying penguin.
When one is "in penguin space," he or she is paying attention to the screen of his or her phone instead of what is happening around him or her.
First used in the William Gibson novel "Zero History," in which a character uses an iPhone to remotely pilot a flying penguin.
Questioner: Why would she walk out in to the middle of the street, where she was immediately hit and killed by a car, truck or bus?
Rabbi: Dude, she was in penguin space.
Rabbi: Dude, she was in penguin space.
by ribblesworth November 17, 2010
Get the penguin spacemug. The sexual act in which the female takes two white eggs and cracks them both open upon each of the males nipples, upon doing so, the female vacuums them both into her mouth and guzzles them into the males mouth, like a mother penguin.
by Professor Morelotek June 10, 2018
Get the Mother Penguinmug. A reference to a fact or misconception that is widely unknown or completely false. Derived from the fact that a penguin actually has knees despite the fact that they cannot be seen from the outside. Commonly credited to the southern region of California.
Despite the common myth, hydrogen peroxide is actually quite detrimental for a wound, it's like the penguin's knees.
by anawesome1 July 10, 2016
Get the penguin's kneesmug. Prostitute masterbates you with your pants down, just as your going to ejaculate she walks off... resulting in you chasing her whilst your pants are down... she has given you the Penguin Stroke
by kermit999 October 24, 2009
Get the Penguin Strokemug.