Pecker-whacker

Interchangable with wang-whacker, tallywhacker or bird chopping utensil, also might have been used like many other insults or rhyming insults.

Maybe after a very extensive observation period, I fear they might try to harm me tallywhacker with all these pecker-whackers with their pecker-whacking utensils. They have harmed my duck and now I have reason to believe they're sending the birds of prey level pecker-whacker dragoons.

by S'got"MostLike08TarotMagician" April 28, 2023

wreaked pecker

Undiagnosed sexual infection

Guy, I gotta get checked out! Chick i was with on the weekend gave me a bad case of wreaked pecker,

Girl, I think that Guy I was with on the weekend had a bad case or wreaked pecker, I better get a check out.

by epycrate February 4, 2010

Pecker

A pecker is a slang term for a penis.

Damn! Look at that monster pecker over there

by rawrxduwu August 16, 2018

pecker pounder.IO

The single player game every guy plays when they get home after a long day from school or work. They banned this game from being used in classrooms due to public indecency, But students somehow still manage to play this game during school hours. This game is most commonly played during a long speech about sex and female body parts (health class).

Nobody #1-yo, I just played pecker pounder.IO last night, and it was sick dude...
Nobody #2-well, I guess it beats Worm.IO since it involves hand on cock action (HOCA).
Worm.IO- HOLD MY FUCKING BEER!!!

by NDG123 February 19, 2022

pecker nats

The collection of small tiny flying bugs "nats" after having intercourse with dirty women.

That bitch gave me pecker nats.

by CGB86 May 12, 2018

Pecker Pouncer

Harlot, Trollop, Tart.

My friend Alyssa is such a pecker pouncer I can't take her around men.

by Chris Heather July 3, 2011

Pecker Checker

The proctor that has to watch to make sure you don't cheat on a drug test.

They found birth control medicine in Bobby's piss so now he has to get retested at the Pecker Checker

by Pseudonym jomes November 18, 2021