pastels

boobs

I love going to math class, my teachers got nice pastels.

by Brick Riggid November 8, 2009

copy and paster

Someone who forgets who they pinch opinions from in conversation and then before they even google it, they use it in further conversations as if it were their own.

I told you that. You just copy and pasted that from our last conversation.

!copy and paster!

by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006

paste

Paste, (v). to shoot viscous white fluid onto someone, i.e. come or semen. Used as a common San Jose CA slang in the 80s. Most popular on the south side on Union and Cambriana near two rival high schools, Pine Hill (where the special needs kids went) and Valley Christian (where the rich yuppies' kids went).

(v). to beat up, or pretend to be beaten up, by or from a fellow student at the bus stop near the rival schools, or any school really.

(v). To pretend to have super powers that allow you to shoot the paste from your fingers, not your penis, followed by slushing noises. Usually if you do this you will be considered a moron or deranged.

Horse: Wow, that Jake really pasted Sally all over her face, or so I heard.

Mint: Yeah? I thought it was that other chick and she swallowed that lode.

Horse: Oh yeah, but later on we gonna paste Jory's ass at the bus stop.

Mint: The other kinds paste?
Horse:Yeah, shoot, I'm not queer. I mean I is going to smack that grin off him.

by rickitytickyturdball June 18, 2011

pastores

Dead end job that anyone can get hired at.

moo: hey bob, did you get that ecu yet?
bob: nah I'm still saving.
moo: ohh yeah I forgot you work at pastores... WUAHAHAHA

by bob saget (Illusion) August 13, 2003

pastor franz

charismatic liar; second only to L. Ron Hubbard as founder of lame religions; will take your money; wears too much cologne; stuffs his fat self into versace suits, which he buys with his patrons' money; pretty much a life-ruiner.

Person 1: Who's the guy who is endorsing Scientology?
Person 2: I don't know, but for sure he's a Pastor Franz.
Person 1: Fo' sho'.

by Roxanne Fields June 11, 2006

pastel piss

sperm,spunk,white wee wee, dick snot, jizz

after a few tugs, pastel piss came out

by amy07 November 15, 2007

Pastorbation

This occurs when an ordained pastor masturbates.

The pastor chose to pull out her Hitachi Magic Wand and polish her pearl. She just hoped no one would be the wiser about her midday Pastorbation session.

by mck73 February 12, 2014