Peanut Butter Rim Job 

A sexual act in which a person gently spreads their favorite brand of peanut butter in and around their anus then lets their pet lick it clean.

The country's recent political movements have caused quite an uproar to lower income families in the midwest. However, nothing cheers up a poor redneck like a peanut butter rim job from a loving, confidential family pet.

Peanut Butter Rim Job by JAZ AMP November 3, 2011

Peanut Brittle

This is when a man either:
1. Gets his cock licked and then fucks a girl so hard his cock feels 'fried'
2. Burns his cock during non-sexual activity and then gets a blowjob

1st Girl: Aahhh! Did you see him fuck Sophy! He must have a peanut brittle now!
2nd Girl: I know, right!

Peanut Brittle by Harry Toba February 3, 2014

Peanut Wrinkle

Unable to get an erection. Persistantly limp. Erectile Dysfunction.

Brad was so nervous his first time with Sally he couldn't get beyond a peanut wrinkle.

Peanut Wrinkle by Famties September 5, 2008

Peanut Butter Nutsmack

Verb.
When one succumbs his/her vagina lips/testicles inside of a jar of crunchy peanut butter, and runs up and smacks someone across the face with their hand.

Business Partner:
I SUCK THE CUM OUT OF HAIR GOAT TESTICLES!
Me:
I'LL RAPE YOUR FAMILY, THEN PEANUT BUTTER NUTSMACK YOUR GRANDMOTHER!

Peanut Butter Nutsmack by McVaginaCouch April 29, 2011

Peanut Butter Wig 

When someone deficates upon their partner's head and proceeds to gently smear the fecal matter around their scalp.

The results are as if the individual was wearing a wig constructed from peanut butter, and is also deemed to be most enriching.

Jeff: "I woke up today with an foul odour and my head stuck to the pillow!"

Newfoundland: "Oh my goodness! You've been given a peanut butter wig!"

Jeff (gasping): "TO TWITTER!"

Peanut Butter Wig by The Third Khaaal June 22, 2011

Peanut Butter Slip Jack 

The act of having your girl lick a generous helping of peanut butter off your junk, leaving behind a tacky lubricant. You then slam your dick into the first available hole and jackhammer it like an old sidewalk.

She walked funny for days after I gave her the Peanut Butter Slip Jack.

Peanut Butter Slip Jack by The Cum Factory June 28, 2011

Peanut Farmer 

A term used for gay men who are attracted to men with small testicles. sort of a gay equivalent of chubby chaser.

Jerry is trying to get with that old guy. nah man its cool, hes a peanut farmer so hes into it.

Peanut Farmer by swiz747 June 1, 2012