Onterrible

A once great province that is ruined due to the many social justice warriors, especially Toronto. Many people dislike Ontario due to being the part of Canada with the most libtards and crazy, men hating feminists.

Onterrible is the California of the USA, while Toronto is the San Francisco of the USA.

by Sdsr70 March 13, 2020

Otter Ping-Pong

A version of the World re-known game "Ping-Pong" or as i like to call "the only things China's good at other then making toys and babies. It is played the exact same as regular "Ping-Pong" but with an iphone Otterbox (iphone must be inside case)

guy 1:Dude let's go play Otter ping-pong!

Guy 2: WTF IS THAT?

Guy 1: GO TO URBANDICTIONARY.COM and LOOK!

by Horseweiner.mpg September 23, 2010

otters

a little kiddy game me and my cousin used to play whenever i went over to her house and we went to the neighborhood pool to swim. its when you pretend that your an otter, and you take a rock and sorta scrape at the bottom of the pool, supposedly digging up clams. also see sharks and minnows.

me, karen and aaron played otters a few days ago.

by yaoi_fangirl September 5, 2005

Purple Otter

When a guy and girl are in the 69 position...a guy will clench down on the girls clit with his teeth and then start smacking her in the face with his dick.

Dude, I was 69'ing with my girlfriend and she kept taking my dick out of her mouth so I taught her a lesson and gave her a Purple Otter

by Sondo May 20, 2010

Wetter than an otters pocket

Something cool i say when i think something is cool lol

Lily: Wow that chicken was wetter than an otters pocket last night luvvy

by • 🍫 m e l l o 🏳️‍🌈🖕• March 9, 2021

Otter Pop

This is an action carried out by a brave individual who would assist a female who has improperly inserted or lost the string to her tampon and has had a bloody mess, and cannot remove the hygiene product herself. The real work comes when the assistant must remove the bloodied tampon by using a sucking action over the lips of the clitoris. The used sopository should come out with very little effort. But in extreme, and even life-threatening situations, the sucking action should be increased to dislodge the cotton stick, lest she get toxic shock syndrome.

Shelly says to Bob: "Hey Bob, I got a bad problem, can you help me?"
"sure"
"I lost my string to my tampon and I need you to Otter Pop it out..."
"Uhhhhhhhhh"
"Thanks again Bob, your the best co-worker ever"

by Mrs. Shelly Robert Jones May 19, 2010

opterectomy

when your eyeballs are unhooked from your ass so you don't have such a shitty outlook on life.

my grandfather (who kicked ass) invented this expression.

MAN! you need an opterectomy you pessimist you

by k b February 16, 2006