someone who manages to enter and exit intimate situations with ninja-like stealth. also used to describe someone highly skilled in the art of sex.
-"at the beginning of the night i had no intention of bringing him home, but before i knew it we were in my bed."
-"my goodness! well, was he good?"
-"amazing. but after we were done i closed my eyes for a sec, and just like that he vanished without a trace."
-"ahh, a sexual ninja."
-"my goodness! well, was he good?"
-"amazing. but after we were done i closed my eyes for a sec, and just like that he vanished without a trace."
-"ahh, a sexual ninja."
by woundedgazelle December 13, 2005
Get the sexual ninja mug.A black person who's trained in the ways of the ninja. Ninja Nigs typically possess exceptional night time stealth ability, as long as they don't smile.
by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008
Get the Ninja Nig mug.A ninja-turd occurs when your feces has the rare but precise trajectory to exit your anus and travel directly into the toilet pipe so that when the defecator turns to examine his/her excrement it remains hidden as if it was never there...(like a ninja)
Defecator: Wow I just pooped, let me see what I did.
(Stands to turn and look)
Where did it go? I know I pooped, but its just not here...ahhhh damn you ninja-turd!
(Stands to turn and look)
Where did it go? I know I pooped, but its just not here...ahhhh damn you ninja-turd!
by KingDestiny GS '11 April 1, 2009
Get the Ninja-turd mug.1. My coworker took a day off and i had a ninaless day.
2. A party should never be ninaless or else it wont be a party.
3. When feeling ninaless, pick up the phone and call a friend.
2. A party should never be ninaless or else it wont be a party.
3. When feeling ninaless, pick up the phone and call a friend.
by PartyPack February 11, 2010
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“As John’s knit shawl caught on the loose tree bark and began to unravel, Jared watched speechless in horror, while Dew screamed, “Oh, Ninch!”
by JerryMcGee August 16, 2019
Get the Ninch mug.Nintendo tax is when a multi-platform video game is priced abnormally high on all platforms as a result of also being released on a Nintendo platform.
Nintendo Switch game prices are notoriously high (called the switch tax) and Nintendo apparently requires some form of parity on prices as part of their contract. As a result, game prices seem to become inflated even on other platforms that are not Nintendo platforms.
Nintendo Switch game prices are notoriously high (called the switch tax) and Nintendo apparently requires some form of parity on prices as part of their contract. As a result, game prices seem to become inflated even on other platforms that are not Nintendo platforms.
Bob: "This game is a straight port of a ten year old game! why is it so expensive??? "
Joe: "look, it's also on the switch... "
Bob: "Ah, I see, it's the Nintendo tax."
Joe: "look, it's also on the switch... "
Bob: "Ah, I see, it's the Nintendo tax."
by Triadne September 8, 2019
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Man I got away with sleeping with that cuz I'm a Herpes Ninja.
I can sleep with her cuz I'm a Herpes Ninja.
Man I got away with sleeping with that cuz I'm a Herpes Ninja.
I can sleep with her cuz I'm a Herpes Ninja.
by omega123180 February 26, 2010
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