mustard girl

A girl who spreads easily like mustard.

Friday nights ain't bad when you got a mustard girl.

by WEPrechaun June 15, 2011

mumtard

A mum who is a retard =

#1: your mums a retard
#2: correction shes a mumtard

by yourmothersmellslikeyourface November 14, 2007

mustard licker

the act of licking a yellow mustard color diarea from your lovers ass..get on that!
:D

"man,my girl is a mustard licker,and it really helps when i have a quezzie stomach!"

by kajsa lecker May 7, 2009

Mustard Sock

A troll who thinks he's actually good at something he's not, most likely a video game, but can refer to anything.

This guy is horrible with Pikachu, he's such a Mustard Sock.

Good thing this Mustard Sock has no idea how to play LeBlanc, that hero is imba.

by KingRolo November 5, 2010

Underhanded Mustard Russian

A crappy throw, toss, etc., where the person tossing the object misjudges the throw and completely misses the intended recipient, target, etc.

Lorenzo: "T-Bone, toss me a can of beer!"
T-Bone: "Here ya go!" (Throws beer 3 feet to the left of Lorenzo)
Lorenzo: "Dude, that was an Underhanded Mustard Russian if I've ever seen one!!!!! Now the beer is ruined!"

by Lorenzo Warshington July 23, 2010

Mustard Nut

When your cum is thick and yellow like mustard.

I had to piss so bad but Lauren wouldn't stop with the head! so when i came all over her face it was mustard nut.

by Chuck Bucket March 1, 2005

Slut Mustard

Saying that a slut is covered in mustard. Sayin this as an insult to a hoe.
Also meaning a slut with yellow teeth from giving head.

Like saying,boy 1- "Wow, did you see that girl Jamie? She is a real SLUT MUSTARD."
boy 2-"Yeah I did, guessing she doesn't brush after head."
boy 1-"That's Sick!"

by talking pine cone2 July 8, 2009