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modesola

She is incredibly intelligent , extremely creative and one of a kind . She is the kind to drop everything to come to help you and the smile on her face when she sees you ,oh God , to think she actually exists on this planet is crazy. She is drop dead gorgeous . Oh , her looks , her looks seem to amaze me , she gets prettier and prettier everyday . Her snobbish side is kinda attractive and her non funny jokes are the funniest thing ever ! Looking at her everyday makes me wonder what she thinks about . Whats there to not love about modesola ?Nothing. My only wish was to talk to her somewhere aside from inside my dreams .
modesola isnt for sale.
by petealexander1234 November 23, 2021
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Cellular Molestation

Cellular Molestation is when someone forces their opinions or viewpoints on your cellphone via text message. Also called Textual Molestation. They basically molest your phone with crap you don't want to read. It's not as bad as Voice Mail molestation because in most cases you actually have to assault your ear drums with their useless shit before your voice mail allows you to delete it. Otherwise you have that nagging little 1 on the top of your blackberry reminding you that you have one voice mail you haven't listened to.
"I avoided Kristin at work all day yesterday specifically so that I didn't have to listen to her nonsensical rambling so in retaliation she performed a twelve-page cellular molestation on my phone."
by Snapcracker Crapsnacker April 30, 2009
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digital molestation

Kathleen and Jessica constantly digitally molest me.

To digitally molest is the verb form of digital molestation.
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Mooner molester

When your mooning someone, and he sticks his dick in your ass.
Shit! We tried to moon Larry and he hit us with the mooner molester! Fuck man!!!
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
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dirty molester

A Dirty molester is one of those average molesters with dirty qualities. Typically into sexual harassment. Guys they just want some love.
Barbra : Wow David, I never knew you had an uncle with such audacity

David: yes indeed, he is a dirty molester!
by Crustyhand November 15, 2019
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This is the worst roast known to mankind. If someone pulls this out on you, your a dead mfer.
Kuntu - your mom gay
Master - your dad lesbian

Kuntu - your granny tranny
Master - your gramps is a tramps
Kuntu - your sister a mister
Master - your brother a mother

Kuntu- you don’t know what you just did massa I have the power of god and anime on my side. YOUR UNCLE CHESTER IS A MOLESTER!!!!!!
Master *sheds tears and pulls out the whip
by MajinRobloxxxxLord123 June 5, 2018
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MOLESTER FACE

A FREAKY ASS GRIN YOU GET ON YOUR FACE RIGHT BEFORE YOU SLIP YOUR WILLIE IN A 12 YROLD IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL PARKING LOT a freaky ass grin you get on your face right before you slip your willie in a 12 yr old student in the middle school parking lot!!
I SAW THAT MICK THE VERIZON GUY HAD HIS MOLESTER FACE ON WHEN HE WAS LOOKING AT THAT LADY'S DAUGHTER i saw that mick the verizon guy had his molester face on when he was looking at that lady's 11 yr daughter bend over in the store
by Jimmy n. Buddah November 24, 2006
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