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Max

Max is a great guy and an amazing boyfriend. At first he may be a little shy but once you get to know him he is really sweet and caring. He is also really funny and very talkative. He's someone you definitely don't want to lose. So even if your parents make it hard for you to talk to him, or some crazy disease infects the world and you can't go to school and see him everyday, don't let that stop you from being with him. Also he's really smart but humble about it. And he's super cute.
I ❤️ u max.
by ihatemath07 April 23, 2020
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Max

Max is the hottest Man you will ever meet. Funny as fuck, the best person ever
by Taberisgay42 October 18, 2019
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Max

Some fat fuck who is a dumbass who likes to spray whipped cream on people. His farts gas up the entire room in a matter of milliseconds.
Person #1: Holy shit! Is that max?
Person #2: Omg I’m gonna throw up
by slurpyslurpman October 21, 2020
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Max

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Awkward, insecure, but cool on the d-low. He has a body of Greek gods, with a jawline that makes butchers knives look like play-dough, a stunning smile, and eyes that can swoon princesses. His abs makes BOTH boys and girls go wild, but he is a solid C- in the arse-grabbing department.

A lot of people have secret crushes on Max, but he is too shy to ask them the fuck out. He enjoys drinking, but even when completely shitfaced he does not display much courage.
'OMG Becky, he is SUCH a Max! You're going to need to ask HIM out.'
by InvertedVagina April 15, 2019
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Max

Max is a boy with a mushroom dick that when put into the vagina the vagina will suddenly grow into a mushroom and then bop it comes in and rides on the female mushroom and then bop it yells “FUCK BOP ME HARDER” and maxs dick gets smaller by the second and his dick suddenly starts flopping around and then his dick starts singing “AMERICA AMERICAAAAA”
Yo bro I hope my dick never looks like MAXS”
by Jade0907 February 16, 2018
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Max

A kid who if you make him mad eats your lunch.
“Yo that kid just ate my cookie. He’s probably a Max.”
by littlepp22 January 26, 2019
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Max

Max is a massive twat
by DarkAndDeath182 September 1, 2019
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